Hey, hi, hello, I’m Jelena! (Pronounced Yell-en-ahhhh)

I’m a San Francisco based art director which means my hair is always messed up from the bay area breeze. Fun!

I believe the best way to get to know someone quickly is through their food-related hot takes. *I waive all responsibility from any loud obscenities you utter in response to the following, 100% fact-based, peer-reviewed truths. 

-Mint dessert is unnecessary. A perpetual, “No, thank you!” to thin mints. Samoas or we can’t be friends. 

-Oreos are overrated. Periodt. No elaboration necessary. 

-Red velvet is my least favorite cupcake flavor. There’s absolutely no need for a dessert to be reminiscent of upholstery. That’s my fancy way of saying, “it’s nastyyy.” 

If you still want to be friends, or if you want to send a strongly worded email in defense of red velvet, you can reach me here:  jelenakolomejac@gmail.com 

*Currently directing ze art for Deutsch LA (remotely👩‍💻)